The Glunk

Boggle Bump
See the Glunk
Faster than the Muffle Wump

Moves along
Sings a song, Brings his
Friend named Glog along

Where they go
No one knows
Only where the soft
Wind blows

Piddle Paddle
Puddle pump
All day long
The two go plunk

Where the Glunk
Goes I will not say,
Prancing,
Dancing he plays
All day

Am I under some
Witch's spell?
Backward walking
Pray do tell

Please watch out
I heard he fell

In the Village
Wishing well

Cannot get out,
Will have to stay
Tell me, tell me
What can we play?

Look there comes 

A Waterspout
Wonder what that is
All about?

Funny sound swish
Swish kerplunk
Water from the well
Does dunk

Swallow, swallow,
Swallow do

"Glunk", "Glunk"
"Glunk" "Glunk"
"Glunk" says you

"Help", "Help" Help
"Help" "Help", he
Cries to the skunk
Who passes by

Who saves his Life
And pulls him up
End of strife?

No such luck
When he gets home
He packs his trunk
Heads to Paris,
There he's stuck

He moves in and
He does say:
"For ever more here
I will stay"
Call me Harold, Hilbert,
Bob, or Bunk

But please no longer call
Me "Glunk"!