Santa's Last Stand
Sometimes I wonder
Santa Claus said
Why I do this job,
Is it voices in my head?
Lists and Lists and watching
Naughty or Nice.
I'd better get my
Head examined twice!
Over the river and
Through the woods,
You'd think I was looking
For Red Riding Hood!
And gee, working with
Reindeer and Elves
Is what saves the day,
I say to myself.
Just when I think,
That's it! I am through,
I get a letter from
Children, like you!
